Easy Living: Halloo Kosmos!

30 November 2005

Halloo Kosmos!

Ma sain nyyd yhe hullu tykiga hakkama, oigemini hetkel veel ainult poolenisti, aga pea see hetk labi ei saa.
nimelt laksin ma yle-eelmisel laupaeval loomapoodi kassile kirbutorjet ostma. igakord kui loomapoodi lahen, palun omaette et seal mingeid kutsikaid ei oleks, siin ju myyakse neid loomapoodides koos kalade ja hamstritega. nii kahju on ju vaikestest kutsidest seal klaasi taga ajalehtede peal ja siis ma alati seisan seal klaasi taga ja kurvastan. viimati oli seal imepisike ja armas pikakarvaline taks, siis ma kaisin ikka iga mone paeva tagant kontrollimas, et kas ta on juba ara ostetud. ja seekord juba ukse pealt nagin, et pergele kyll, vahemalt 3 kutsikat. ja yks oli SHOTI TERJER! ja kohe jooksis ligi abivalmis tytarlaps ja kysis, et kas ma tahan monda kutsikat sylle votta, daah. parast laksin nutt kurgus koju, et ma ei saa ju praegu koera votta, et pole ju moistlik ja raha ka nagu yle pole ja tool pikad paevad ja yleyldse. (aga samas, kassil on ju kodus yksi igav). kodus mainisin, et nii armas shoti terjer oli loomapoes, selle peale vaadati mind nagu hullu muidugi, et mis koer, alles votsime kassi. jargmine paev laks vaataja ise loomapoodi, tuli tagasi ja ytles et toesti armas. onju et kui tegelikult pole paris moistlik looma votta, siis vahemalt yks perekonnaliige voiks sailitada kainet moistust ja yritada teist osapoolt sellest kuidagi valja raakida. meie peame sellise liikme endale kuskilt otsima, sest ma pole veel elusees koeramangumisega nii vahe pidanud vaeva nagema. esmaspaeval enne tood olin esimese kliendina vist loomapoes kohal, ise arevuses, et kas kuts ikka veel alles on. maksin ara osa rahast ja pariselt jargi lahen kutsikale reedel, siis on hea nadalavahetusel oma loomaaiaga kodus olla. seega saab vist reedel olema mu elu pikim toopaev. kass ei aima veel midagi aga varsti saavad ta laisad paevad labi voi peab ta endale poranda asemel korgemad positsioonid votma. tolmuimeja eest pogeneb ta igatahes vaga eduliselt lae alla koogikapi otsa. igatahes tana peale tood lahen poodi Cosmoga mangima :).
muudest asjadest veel niipalju, et vahepeal olid meil siin tanupyhad. ise kalkunit ei kypsetanud, aga see-eest kutsuti meid ohtusoogile. peab nentima toika, et tanupyhade ogimine annab iga kell eesti syldikatele silmad ette. inimesi oli kylas kuskil 20 ringis, sooki oli vabalt 60le. enamus inimesi sai vist kohu tais juba eelroogadest, taidetud seened ja munad, krevetid ja muud merimolluskid. siis tuli megasuur kalkun ja sink koos kartuliputrude ja maisiga ja vahemalt 5 erineva vormiroaga. vormiroad kusjuures maitsesid eranditult koik imelikult. isegi kui suutsid vormiroa sees eristada algaineid mis iseenesest polegi ju pahad, nagu brokkoli ja juust naiteks, siis toit ise maitses ikkagi nagu oleks selles veel ka sokke leotatud. enamuse seest ma tegelt ei suutnud tuvastada tuttavaid toiduaineid. ja siis muidugi igasugu magusad ollused ka veel. pole siis imestada, et peale ogimist moned magamistubadesse siirdusid uinakut tegema. kusjuures raagiti, et kalkunilihas pidigi olema mingi uniseks tegev aine.
side lopp praegu.
ja keegi oelgu mulle, kas et ette kaib koma voi mitte, olen juba vist peast mikihiir. ma igaksjuhuks monele panin ja monele mitte.

79 Comments:

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Miks tänupühade söömaorgia eesti süldikale silmad ette annab?
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13 December, 2005 14:21  
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06 November, 2007 12:42  
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